Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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