he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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