this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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