Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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