sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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