The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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