Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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