Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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