he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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