Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
