her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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