I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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