Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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