Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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