I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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