chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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