Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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