You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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