How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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