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(905): View more from Toronto

She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

(416): View more from Ontario

Got yourself a keeper right there.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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omg no way im finding him!

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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(561): View more from Florida

I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.

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(716): View more from New York

I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.

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I'm fine with that

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