I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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