I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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