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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and she was petting her beer can
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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