I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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