In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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