They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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