12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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