I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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