fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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