I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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