i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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