Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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