I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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