People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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