I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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