Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
