So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
