i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
