so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
