he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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