You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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