i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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