Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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