it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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