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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(650): View more from California

Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..

(1-650): View more from California

You've kissed worse.

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(801): View more from Utah

If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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(956): View more from Texas

Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.

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(415): View more from California

is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?

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(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.

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