You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I need moral support for this bender
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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