it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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