he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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