How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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