When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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