It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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