If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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