his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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